First of all, thank you so much for telling little Trinity that she needs to stop calling her mommy a "jerk". You should have seen her big brown eyes when she read that it really was from "SANTA", and not one of the fake, skinny mall helpers.
While I have your attention, I have a Christmas wish of my own.
I would like a wife.
Someone to do all the cleaning, cooking, laundry, errands, and occasional back rub. I think she would be a wonderful addition to our little family.
Thanking you in advance,
I know you're busy this time of year, so she doesn't have to come right on Christmas morning ~ Anytime during the next few months would be fine, and much appreciated.
As for your request for a wife, there are certain gifts that I wish that I could give people. I hate to see people exhausted. We all could use a Mrs. Claus. I will do my best to send some good vibrations your way, and maybe you can get your wish! Maybe I could put a massage gift certificate under the tree!